What kind of femminist are you?

Here is a little conversation i discovered at a library desk in university, i very much enjoyed reading & hope so will you... :)

The initial question was:

How do you work out wheather a male has got the hots for you?

And here are the replies that i could decipher:

Ask him!
This answer occured twice - once ensued by the following remark:
He'll ignore you + be nasty to you!

Without much doubt... Then there were two answers i cannot quite comprehend:
Give him head!
and
Suck his cock!

Well, nothing against fellatio, but what is this supposed to prove? That he has a sexy look on his face while he's turned on? That he's able to come? And why would this mean "having the hots"??
Anyway - furthermore there were the obligatory offensive reactions - my favourite rubric. I start with the less imaginative ones:
Look in his pants!
and
Got a brain independent from his dick?

More to my taste and into the face:
Time and place - we'll sort this then!

And here comes my ultimate favourite!!! Try this:
Why not set fire to you cunt and see if he pisses it out for you...

Nothing can beat this! I'm already half in love... I wanna meet her!!! I wanna piss for her ;)

Okay - less because i think this would be the "right" answer but more because i felt the lesbian perspective was missing i finally added:
That's simple: He hasn't!

What is still missing, are the outandproud fag answers. Some of the replies could be written by guys, but i don't think a straight reader would realise... i'm open for suggestions! post me, i'll go and add :-P